Dan's Bookmark

Dan, what a beautiful, majestic bookmark you have.

Party People

and maybe the most bangin-est party of all:

Just some ladies having a meal.

 

Just some ladies having a meal.



Oh hay.

This guy.

Can we all take a moment, and bow our heads in prayer that we can one day be as happy as this man on a camel? Amen. 

tear fetal membranes with fingers immediately.

The following is probably the BEST find I have found thus far. It is hand written directions on how to birth a puppy.  With a fucking grocery list on the bottom. 

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weird books

We'll start with this little guy. Because WHO doesn't love a little kitty head with a huge man body. And a tie. Hilarious. I read the back, and this novel is literally about a man, who wakes up one day as a kitten. An adorable kitten. 

I found this little number today. This is one of those "girl who gets made fun of for her physical appearance and later shows them that she's really awesome and her heart is made out of precious gems" books. I understand maybe some extra fat, buck teeth, a withered hand, hell even a third boob. But a square head? WHY? Well, until I looked at the "about the author" section. Where to my discovery was a photograph of the author, who's head resembled a large square. Awesome.

Retro

I love the pictures I've found that are a total blast from the past.

baby and giant puppy. bffs.

hot.

Oh my god, where did you get your outfit?

Please Weed

Here is the finding that inspired the title for this blog:

It was stuck to the last page of a 14th century history book. I can't decide if the person who wrote it is politely requesting some marijuana, or encouraging the person to read the book in an adorable manner.